Your new age

Your new age

Here is a hilarious little ditty written by my cousin Dave.  I knew he was in the Navy and “can do anything” but I had no idea he was such a great poet!

30 and Pregnant 
By Dave Gordon
Remember – your new age is your age divided in half
60 is the new 30
20 is the new 40
and here you are 
knocked-up at 15!


  1. Curlyqfun on July 10, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    Ha,Ha,Ha, that's funny

  2. Lanes on July 27, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    haha! That is awesome!

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