July 9, 2009
Your new age
Here is a hilarious little ditty written by my cousin Dave. I knew he was in the Navy and “can do anything” but I had no idea he was such a great poet!
30 and Pregnant
By Dave Gordon
Remember – your new age is your age divided in half
60 is the new 30
20 is the new 40
and here you are
knocked-up at 15!
Ha,Ha,Ha, that's funny
haha! That is awesome!